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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 03:37

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No